Everyone is complaining about the overgrown grasses and weeds throughout the electorate. 

It’s not only a bad look, it’s a disastrous situation for bushfire season.  

One neighbour has grass in the next door land  adjoining her fence up to her armpits. It’s close to a koala corridor but she’s noticing the koalas can’t get through to their trees and are crossing the road to find other trees and, sadly, have been hit by cars. 

Roundabouts welcoming visitors to the area are scruffy, weedy, and in some cases, block vision. (The roundabouts not the visitors.)

The rare sighting of the endangered yellow topped Council Employee with slashing implement generally takes off if approached. However one was cornered and tweeted that they’d all fled the nest for far horizons but a couple were still in situ waiting to have the means to do the job.

‘No money, no money, no funds, no money,’ they chirp.

Well, we all suspect where the feed has gone. And it ain’t birdseed.