A friend ran into a couple of visiting tourists …who looked rather lost and confused.

Friend Greg asked could he help, and they asked,

‘Where’s Barrington Beach?’

He said, ‘Well, there isn’t one.’

‘But they advertise the Barrington Coast…’ they commented, not unreasonably. 

‘Ask the Sydney consultants, mate. The rest of us live on the Mid North Coast, in the Manning Valley and Great Lakes or up in Gloucester.’

The couple consulted their map and decided to drive to Coffs Harbour.